Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
I should never of posted this
I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice
Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
Fer real doe
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
aw sweet my hoodie came in, lemme just— wait
Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.
*BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN BACKGROUND*
Michael’s rage induced, labored breathing in the old Rage Quits gives me life.
Also, this was not intended to sound sexual, though it does come across that way.
My sister was playing some kind of question game on her Kindle two rooms away and I heard her ask herself in frustration: “Who the heck lives on 221B baker street?! This is impossible!” And I am not exaggerating when I say I slammed my hands into my keyboard and:
She proceeded to yell back: “THANK YOU, NERD!”